Dubious Superpowers

  1. really bendy thumbs -- w/apologies to David letterman top 10 list
  2. scars disappear quickly
  3. high alcohol tolerance
  4. can make people cry
  5. attracted to the things that scare me
  6. chin gets hot and red when angry --leading indicator
  7. court jester -- speaks the truth n jest
  8. much bigger than I appear
  9. rarely get hung over