WHAT I ACTUALLY GOT FOR CHRISTMAS

Simultaneously left me underwhelmed and exceeded my expectations
  1. A McDonald's coupon for a free McMuffin
    This was really in my stocking but it never expires so I'm actually excited
  2. Cranberry candle
    Scent title = "cranberry sauce" which makes me feel a lil gross but I can always face the label away from me
  3. CordaRoy mattress (????)
    My mom saw it on Shark Tank but it's really just a giant bean bag chair. She's returning it
  4. So much candy
    Smarties, butterfingers bites, m&m's, etc