THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE THIS MORNING

  1. Someone's new address
    Congrats on selling your old place!
  2. A patient's description of their butt rash
    It's too early for this. And these walls are way too thin.
  3. Preparation H
    To treat above.
  4. "Laser treatment"
    I believe also a possible solution to the aforementioned butt rash? Doctor: "I don't know how or why that works"
  5. Discussion of the prevalence of moles
    There's something philosophical about "we will always have moles with us."
  6. Happy holidays
    It's October. October!!