LACKLUSTER CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS
- •Alex TrebekI was on Jeopardy (1-game wonder!) and during that end credits time when Alex appears to be talking cerebrally to the contestants, he was just asking, "When's this music going to be over?"
- •Jonathan GroffI was sitting in the 2nd row at Hamilton, and during "You'll Be Back," the F of "empires fall!" turned liquid and hit my forehead. I felt awkward about immediately wiping it off. (side note - Hamilton is amazing, but since you are a person on the Internet, you already know that.)
- •Penn JilletteHe was also attending Hamilton the same night I was. I stepped on his foot while rushing to the bathroom at intermission.
- •Mark McGrathI saw him in a mall food court a couple years ago, wearing a ball cap and rushing by with an Ed Hardy bag. So basically, the Mark McGrathiest thing that's ever happened.
- •Jon VoightHusband: Did you see that? We just passed Jon Voight! Me: I still have no idea what Jon Voight looks like.