BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT, GRANDPA JOE EDITION

  1. Expand your role, honey.
  2. You never want to be the president of anything, baby. Vice President. That's what you want.
  3. Stay away from cute boys.
  4. Remember, Grandpa Joe is always right.
  5. Act like you belong there. No one's gonna be able to tell you don't.
  6. A rubber band is the best wallet you'll ever have.