REASONS I BOUGHT A UKULELE TODAY

  1. To be like Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot
  2. I don't have enough hobbies
  3. I want to bring it to Hawaii
  4. It's something I could buy and name that is not a dog that needs to be shuttled back and forth between my place in Manhattan and my boyfriend's in Queens
  5. Jamming with my brother and my bf
  6. I am secretly a hippie