TYPES OF TSA PATDOWN AS A YOUNG WHITE WOMAN WITH A PACEMAKER

"Female assist in lane 2!"
  1. Overeager
  2. Finger-Under-Belt Thorough
  3. Brushy
  4. Grabby
  5. The Massage
  6. Smacky
  7. Punishment for Colonialism-y
  8. Bored
  9. Virgin
  10. Former Inmate