THINGS I LEARNED WATCH THE PROM STORY ON SNAPCHAT

  1. Prom dresses are not nearly as gaudy and awful as they were in my day
  2. Teens are still slow dancing to Time of Your Life
  3. Suburban teens are still dancing to Flo-Rida
  4. The Men's Warehouse still has not learned how to properly fit their tuxedos for the teenage male frame
  5. The prom queens look better at 17 than I ever looked in my entire life
  6. A good dance circle will never go out of style
  7. Prom DJ is not a cool job no matter how hard you try, Bro
  8. The teens. They're good at Snapchat.