LIFE LESSONS

Pearls of Wisdom
  1. "Scarcity works in economics and modern texting." -E. Phalen
  2. "Everybody dance now!" -C & C Music Factory
  3. "Tequila will te-kill-ya." -Dad
  4. "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND." -George Bluth
  5. "And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering. Which, of course, leads to karate." -Mac