Things I Love Doing But Should Probably Stop Doing

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    Singing very loudly in public places.
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    Making jokes that aren't funny and then instantly saying "that was a joke".
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    Drinking 4 or 5 cups of coffee per day.
  4. 4.
    Eavesdropping and people watching.
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    Taking very long and very hot showers.
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    Fixing my hair every five seconds.
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    Watching the same movies over and over a billion times.
  8. 8.
    Speaking in hyperboles constantly.
  9. 9.
    Saying "shit" all the time.
  10. 10.
    Going to Kofenya all the time.
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    Making a huge deal about the fact that I drink black coffee.
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    Being pretentious.
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    Asking my mother to buy me strange animals for Christmas.
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    Looking at pictures of clothes I can't afford on the internet.
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    Stealing clothes from my brothers.
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    Thinking that every cute guy I walk past could possibly be my soulmate.
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    Planning my wedding that won't happen for a long time.
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    Picking out names for the children I won't have for a long time.
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    Looking at baby clothes in stores and getting emotional.