SOME WORDS MY TINY FOREIGN MOM DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

...she's cute though
  1. Anxiety
    Apparently you can have a single anxiety. For example: "Airports give me an anxiety."
  2. Disgusting is pronounced "disgusty"
    Because that's how adjectives work. "Nacho cheese is disgusty and unnatural."
  3. Acquired
    She thinks that is how you spell awkward. An actual text message I received a few days ago: "I hope I didn't put you in an acquired situation"
  4. Anything with the letter P
    There is no "p" sound in the Arabic language. "Crazy beoble."