MY FAVORITE EMOJIS AND WHY
- •🍙 I have no idea what this is so I use it to mean vaguely dirty innuendo things
- •🐙 my go-to for "there's not an emoji to say I'm feeling needy and I want a hug so here's an octopus."
- •🍔 this is my emotional state half the week
- •🗼 don't really know if this is the Eiffel Tower or a pagoda but I use it for Paris
- •😶 this is my stand in for rolling my eyes at you
- •😂 by far my most overused emoji
- •🎅 I'm convinced this is both a cat and a Santa so I often start text relationships with the question, "What percent cat/Santa do you see?"