MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Awkwardly starting conversations with people I don't know.
  2. Giving accidentally backhanded compliments (I.e. "Your hair looks SO much better now" and "wow, today you look cute")
  3. Ruining perfectly healthy relationships for no actual reason
  4. Algebra II Trigonometry
  5. Doing four hours of homework in thirty minutes at 11pm on Sunday night
  6. Being insanely organized but somehow still running late
  7. On occasion, physics. And calculus.
  8. Actually, not physics. Or calculus.
  9. Ukulele.
  10. Finding profoundly deep, beautiful, and wise words to say when the occasion prompts them
  11. Surprisingly, keeping New Years resolutions.