Too good not to record. All from an irritating 13 year old boy, lovingly nicknamed "Lil' Roo." Narrated by the endlessly cool 16 year old big sis.
  1. "Cashmere Alaska" day...aka Casmir Pulaski day.
  2. Heroin, pronounced "hero-in."
    Roo thinks it's an orange liquid similar to DayQuil. Not quite.
  3. Found him laughing in a dark closet holding a cantaloupe.
    I heard Andrew laughing but I could not actually find him...mother helped me look and she found him in the front hall closet, in the dark, crying laughing, holding a cantaloupe. Ah, teenage hormones.
  4. Lit a fire in the garage for the heck of it