"Oh yeah, this weekend I gave my sex partner the ole __________________, and it was terrific, let me tell you." (Fill in the blank from the list below)
  1. The Curious Penguin
  2. The Whistling Prospector
  3. The Alabama Sidewalk Sale
  4. The Chum-covered Fisherman
  5. The Oops I Forgot I was in a Chick fil a
  6. The Angry Teacher's Assistant
  7. The Charlotte LAN Party
  8. The Dorm Room Herp-a-derp
  9. The Contentious Litigator