Dog people things
- •picking gunk out of your dogs eye and wiping it on the couchbonus: accidentally doing it in front of other people
- •saying "good girl" everytime they poop
- •kneeling on the floor to wrestle a stick out of your dogs teeth in public
- •search history only being filled w things like "dog ate garlic - safe?", "dog ate parsley", "dog ate vitamin d pill"
- •making them wear coats