How to be a good dog uncle
I'm so excited.
- •Make a nickname for the dog.I'm going with Debs.
- •Play Mozart.Mozart makes dogs smarter?
- •Ask a lot of questions.My personal favorite is "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL???"
- •Treat your dog right and make her some dog clothes.I think you can make some by buying baby sweatpants, cutting off one of the legs, and making holes in the second leg.
- •Be non-judgmental.Dogs will love you even when you complain about how the last girl stopped returning your texts so you better not give them any sass when they fart.
- •Start a dog instagram (dogstergram).Dogs have trouble making social media accounts. Be a bro and help a dog out.
- •Get tennis ballsShe's a small dog so I don't know if she can even hold onto a tennis ball?
- •Optional: Be a cool uncle. This means that you have to tell jokes.I don't know any jokes though.