Questions I Would Ask at a Republican Debate
- •Ted Cruz - who buys your clothes and why don't they fit?
- •Donald Trump - have you ever asked your daughter if she thinks you are as hot as you think she is?
- •Marco Rubio - are you real? I get a real "plastic" vibe around you? Do your knees bend at human angles? Are your hips hinged instead of socketed?
- •Ben Carson - have you checked your pulse lately? Are you sure you have one?
- •Carly Fiorina - how much would we have to pay you to just go away? Really. If I could give you another large tech company for you to run into the ground I would, if you'd just promise to leave. It would be totally worth it.
- •Chris Christi - must you exhibit every single derogatory stereotype people have about a person with your ethnic background who is from New Jersey? Also did you play Snookie in drag?
- •Jeb! Bush - Why?