WHY I DISAPPOINT MY ITALIAN FATHER

  1. I have tattoos
  2. I'm over the age of 23 and I'm horrifically single
  3. My ex-boyfriend is Dominican
    Not Italian
  4. I'm allergic to dairy
    So no lasagna or basically anything else in my family's culture
  5. I don't eat red meat
    So no lasagna or basically anything else in my family's culture
  6. I don't go to church
    Or believe in religion
  7. I don't want kids
  8. I'm probably a lesbian
    Still figuring that out