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- •Calming the fuck down
I think this is about right..
- •"I may annoy myself but at least I'll never be as boring as almost every man I've talked to"
- •Learn to play guitar
- •Try hot yoga
- •Feel good about myself
- •Step one: Look in the mirror
- •Step two: Say "I am not _____". Fill in blank with the name of a hot personRepeat until you've gone through all the hot people you know of
- •Step three: declare "But I am me."Give a slight wobbily smile
- •Step four: "And I am SOME type of hot!"Now give yourself a full flash of those pearly whites, kid!! You fucking did it!! You're hot now!!
- •Because I don't miss my parents as much as I should
- •And I'm pretty sure brother doesn't miss me at all
- •And I'm wondering if it's selfish to say I don't want to miss you too
- •I've got some questionsSome...millennial questions 🕶
- •What even are emojis like "❤️😘😍" reserved for anymore ??HUH?? Can AnYONE just use these in conversation with ANYOnE and not mean "hey I likey likey (cough cough love) you a lot"
- •Is hanging out code for datingAsking for a friend !!
- •Tbh you just really will never know
- •& once you come to peace with that
- •You have reached nirvana