Alternative slogans

  1. "Making you want to not die since 1999" - Edible Arrangements
  2. "Don't die, hydrate!" - Dasani
  3. "Binge yourself into mental paralysis" - Netflix
  4. "The most sanitary slime you'll ever hold!" - softsoap
  5. "You did the right thing." - Apple
  6. "The cartel of the universe" - Amazon