FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IN THE BALTIMORE AIRPORT

  1. Shamelessly consume a large pinkberry
    Original tart always
  2. Think about Ace of Cakes
    & other feelings (more complicated feelings) i have towards Baltimore, like how the original Browns basically became the Ravens, why I even care about that because I hate football, and also, Edgar Allen Poe & his death
  3. Look at pretty people
    Airports are good for this in general