Hotness Spell

  1. Step one: Look in the mirror
  2. Step two: Say "I am not _____". Fill in blank with the name of a hot person
    Repeat until you've gone through all the hot people you know of
  3. Step three: declare "But I am me."
    Give a slight wobbily smile
  4. Step four: "And I am SOME type of hot!"
    Now give yourself a full flash of those pearly whites, kid!! You fucking did it!! You're hot now!!