- •Step one: Look in the mirror
- •Step two: Say "I am not _____". Fill in blank with the name of a hot personRepeat until you've gone through all the hot people you know of
- •Step three: declare "But I am me."Give a slight wobbily smile
- •Step four: "And I am SOME type of hot!"Now give yourself a full flash of those pearly whites, kid!! You fucking did it!! You're hot now!!