HOW TO APPROACH A CUTIE

Please send suggestions! Looking for alternatives to walking up to this cute guy I've been seeing around campus lately and bluntly saying "you've got the appeal i crave!!"
  1. Dropping my books in front of him
    Suggested by @extraterrestrial. Might go for it.
  2. Asking what his wristbands mean
    Would this be odd though? To just go up to someone and ask about their bandz?
  3. get super drunk or high and accidentally fall on him
    on second thoughts, don't do this.
    Suggested by   @hconquer
  4. Just fall on him sober ?
  5. Asking for direction or time and then "noticing" his wristband or something else and ask him about it to start the conversation.
    Suggested by   @solena