1. Befriend bullies
  2. Send a stranger nudes
  3. Ask the boy you think is "just the greatest!" If he's a feminist
  4. Be interested in a niche hobby that no one in your state cares about
  5. Scroll through instagram on the morning of February 15th when you wake up alone
    Suggested by @dubstep
  6. Get emotionally involved with someone who is not available. Heartbreak for dummies 101.
    Suggested by @marginally_amazing
  7. Continue friendships with people who treat you like dirt.
    Suggested by @gagneet