Things I've muttered recently

  1. "Aggressive bones .. You've got aggressive face bones"
    To my reflection at 12 AM
  2. "Fuck me"
    While making a milkshake and staring at my hot co-worker
  3. "Fuck me"
    After biting on my tongue that was numb post cavity filling
  4. "Milk..more milk"
    After my second glass of milk of the day (in really trying to up my calcium intake)