1. Wears five thousand patterns at once
    Freaky styles makes me weak (not a joke!💔)
  2. Is an outspoken feminist
  3. Cares about me
    No, like really cares about me
  4. Is Bruce Springsteen in the 80s
    He's singing Dancing in the Dark, I'm Courteney Cox
  5. Has a BONER
    Oops! I'm a teenager with hormones stacked on hormone so kindly FUCK off