WHY EVERYONE AT GATE C97 IS STARING AT ME

  1. I just ran from the exact end of one wing to the exact end of another wing - not connecting flights - just changed gates : )
  2. I'm really hot and sweaty
  3. I just shoved my face with a cookie
  4. I look dead
  5. I'm wearing docs & socks
  6. My coat weighs 20 pounds
  7. I look so dead seriously I think I ran to my funeral
  8. I even FEEL dead