FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: 4/22 EDITION
Once again I sound so basic but I'm not...
- •My Chop't salad wasn't chopped enoughYou have one job...
- •My iced latte wasn't filled to the brim
- •Coke came out of the vending machine instead of Diet a CokeTHE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ANYONE
- •I got shoes resoled this morning and they were supposed to be ready by EODStill haven't called
- •On the bright side we had an ice cream cake delivered and for fun we made them write cum on itYes, we're all 5 at the Cosmo HQ