I have the worlds worst luck and these are a few thing that happen to me on the reg
  1. Accidentally bite a huge chunk out of tongue
  2. Running into subway doors cause the conductor wants to see me miss it
  3. My coffee tasting like shit
  4. Running out of toilet paper at work...
  5. Sending a text to the wrong person, sorry I'm dyslexic
  6. Getting no likes on my lists