PISSED I DIDN'T JOIN THE AIR SEX CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT

*Insert sad face emoji here*
  1. It's at my favorite bar and I didn't know ahead of time
  2. This is my shit
  3. I'm a really good dancer
  4. Like really good
  5. Really wished I signed ip
  6. Not gonna lis
  7. I'D PROBABLY WIN WITH THESE PEASANTS HERE
  8. Also feel like you'd be the national champ @olive