The 10 plagues that lead me to deleting you on Facebook
  1. Complaining
  2. Bragging
  3. Partying
    I don't care if you're going out tonight or ever...
  4. Working
    If you don't like it quit
  5. Insomnia
    That's what Twitter is for
  6. Doing nothing
    Don't care
  7. Politicking
    If you post something about politics I'll be sure not to vote for them
  8. Checking In
    I don't want daily updates on your life #sorrynotsorry
  9. O.A
  10. Passive-Aggressiveness