THINGS THAT WASTE TIME ON THE SUBWAY

  1. Make awkward eye contact with as many people as possible
  2. Catch tourists and locals taking selfies
  3. Count the amount of people playing Candy Crush
  4. Look like you're doing something important on your cellular device
  5. Stare at people when they sneeze
  6. Pretend you understand all the languages everyone's speaking and be upset by something they say