ACTORS MY MOM DOESN'T TRUST BECAUSE OF ROLES THEY PLAYED

  1. Jake Gyllenhaal
    "He's just not good enough for Reese Witherspoon," was a sentence I heard a lot in 2008. She claims he hurt Heath Ledger's feelings in Brokeback Mountain, which really got to my mom, apparently, and ten years later she's not over it. Who is over Brokeback Mountain, really?
  2. Ezra Miller
    My mom refuses to watch The Perks of Being a Wallflower. She watched Miller convincingly portray a horrifying murderer in We Need to Talk About Kevin, and continues to fear Ezra Miller.
  3. Ralph Fiennes
    Between his role as Voldemort and the scary concentration camp leader in Schindler's list, my moms pretty sure he's evil incarnate.
  4. The guy from Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
    I don't know who he is, and I've never seen this movie, I just know my mom is terrified of him.