STUFF I MISSED LAST WEEK THAT I'M STRESSED ABOUT
sorority recruitment+first week of classes+extra curriculars=out of the loop
- •List app trendsWhat are we all listing about these days??? Is One Direction still cool? Are we talking about Hillary and feminism?? What's going on??
- •The SAG awardsSome people celebrate the holidays I celebrate awards show season and I MISSED ONE but it's fine I'm fine.
- •Kanye vs Amber RoseI missed Kanye's claim that no one has ever touched his asshole, a pivotal moment for my generation. I had to read about it in a recap on BUZZFEED I didn't even experience it in real time
- •My great aunts deathMy dad took the time to post her obituary on Facebook, but not single member of my family gave me a heads up. Just a three word text: "Aunt Pat dead" woulda been great.
- •Grease liveIt was apparently amazing??? I'm so angry I'm going to personally find Vanessa Hudgens and have her perform "There Are Worse Things I Could Do" live for me
- •The Super BowlHonestly I don't care about this one because I didn't miss Beyoncé ✌️