THINGS I HAVE GOOGLED AND REGRETTED
I'm very curious, have constant internet access, and no self control.
- •The finale to M*A*S*HTHE CHICKEN IS A BABY
- •Professor Minerva McGonagallSeems innocuous, but I stumbled across some graphic fan fiction of her sleeping with obscure Hogwarts student, Lee Jordan.
- •Dolphin masturbationListen, this isn't like that episode of Friends where Monica thinks Chandler is into shark porn. Somebody tweeted about it, and I wanted to see what was up. Turns out, it's horrifying Jeffrey Dahmer stuff, and there's video.
- •Famous NecrophiliacsFor joke in the previous list item. It wasn't worth it.
- •How old is @tavi ?I'll probably never accomplish anything but at least I can live vicariously through her Instagram.
- •Do I have *insert deadly disease here*?There answer is unfortunately always yes.
- •Plot to CrashI was looking for a controversial Oscar-winner, but what I was a movie about people that are aroused by car wrecks.