I'm very curious, have constant internet access, and no self control.
  1. The finale to M*A*S*H
  2. Professor Minerva McGonagall
    Seems innocuous, but I stumbled across some graphic fan fiction of her sleeping with obscure Hogwarts student, Lee Jordan.
  3. Dolphin masturbation
    Listen, this isn't like that episode of Friends where Monica thinks Chandler is into shark porn. Somebody tweeted about it, and I wanted to see what was up. Turns out, it's horrifying Jeffrey Dahmer stuff, and there's video.
  4. Famous Necrophiliacs
    For joke in the previous list item. It wasn't worth it.
  5. How old is @tavi ?
    I'll probably never accomplish anything but at least I can live vicariously through her Instagram.
  6. Do I have *insert deadly disease here*?
    There answer is unfortunately always yes.
  7. Plot to Crash
    I was looking for a controversial Oscar-winner, but what I was a movie about people that are aroused by car wrecks.