430am Murder Plots: Crow Edition

Crows cawing at 430 on the tree outside my bedroom window? Obviously I have to kill them. Suggestions welcome.
  1. Ninja stars
  2. Drop a giant net from above
  3. Throw old limes at them
    Actually tried that one. Didn't realize how high the tree went. Also if anyone lives on 6th street and had video of a crazy red head in plaid pjs throwing citrus fruit into the sky... Message me.
  4. Fire hoses
  5. All of the guns