My Thoughts While on a Plane at Lax Waiting for Air Force One to Land Before We Can Take Off

Heart you Virgin America, but this delay is cramping my style.
  1. "Get off my plane." Harrison Ford as President James Marshall
  2. I wonder if Angel is wheels down yet?
    I've watched The West Wing beginning to end wayyyy too many times.
  3. I wish it was Air Force 2. Then maybe I could get a glimpse of Uncle Joe. Love that guy.
  4. There are a lot of people on the Tarmac who work for Southwest. I would have gone for a better cover, Secret Service.