VX415 JFK to LAX was delayed for a million (3ish) hours. And no one (I never asked) knows why.
  1. The Ides of March
  2. High flying canaries
    My dad told me a lot of elephant jokes as a kid. An ode to that.
  3. Reindeer interference
    They have to practice for Christmas sometimes
  4. Weather
    The most obvious but also most ridiculous because there were like 0 storm systems over the U.S. today.
  5. Construction at JFK
    The real reason.