Shameful Things I Did Today (2/4/15)

Because if you can't come clean to internet strangers, who can you come clean to?
  1. Wore a shirt with a hole in it to a job interview because I knew my blazer would cover it.
    It was my little secret. I felt dangerous.
  2. I ate a really old candy cane.
    Sometimes a girl needs a sweet treat.
  3. Made a joke about stealing a penny from my boss-- to my boss. Only later to find out I actually stole a dollar from him.
    Totally by accident! I will give it back tomorrow.