Why I Love Jeopardy

And why I DVR it daily.
  1. Alex's snotty comments
  2. The way I feel when I get an answer right that all the contestants get wrong
    It's my money now, bitch.
  3. It's like aerobics... For your brain!
  4. The Clue Crew
  5. The Teen Tournament
    I sweep pretty much every category. (Minus the math-y ones) and that makes me feel smart, y'all!
  6. I learn things every day!
  7. In my head when I'm drinking I call any alcohol a "Potent Potable"