ADVICE MY MOTHER HAS GIVEN ME AND WHAT I ACTUALLY HEARD/ TOOK AWAY FROM IT
- •"Be a whore in the bedroom and a lady in the dining room": Be a whore.
- •"Stop wrinkling your forehead": you are looking way older than you should at your age so stop moving your face altogether.
- •"You look so good with a tan": 10 months of the year you look like death.
- •"I want you to follow your passion, but you have to think about the future": Dear God, I hope you don't ever quit your high paying day job, cause I'll need you to take care of me one day.
- •"I love you more than anything in this world": I love you more than anything in this world.