TIMES BEING A ROD STEWART SONG WAS MORE FUN THAN BEING HUMAN

  1. 1.
    In "Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down" (your role: the raincoat, why: because it doesn't let anyone down...)
  2. 2.
    In "Young Turks" (your role: the young heart, why: it gets to be free tonight!)
  3. 3.
    In "Forever Young" (your role: youth, why: because people sing about you at high school graduations and then later as drunk adults during last call at the bar nation wide)
  4. 4.
    In "Ruby Tuesday," (your role: that specific day of the week, why: because Rod Stewart really seems in love with it)
  5. 5.
    In "Have I Told You Lately" (your role: communication, why: because you're still, like, the most important facet of interpersonal relationships)