5 THINGS I STRESS ATE TODAY

  1. 1.
    Bartlett pears
  2. 2.
    Toast
    Okay, I didn't actually get to eat it because I burnt it. Apparently I should stick to using the broil setting on the oven to make toast instead of attempting to use the toaster oven.
  3. 3.
    A Kinder Chocolate Happy Hippo
  4. 4.
    Some Fig Bar
    It looked healthier in the vending machine than the M&Ms. Also, it PEARed nicely with my coffee/hot chocolate mixture that I was drinking.
  5. 5.
    Raisin Bran Crunch
    Who the fuck still eats Raisin Bran when Raisin Bran Crunch exists? Love yourselves, you deserve Raisin Bran Crunch.