5 THINGS I STRESS ATE TODAY
- •Bartlett pears
- •ToastOkay, I didn't actually get to eat it because I burnt it. Apparently I should stick to using the broil setting on the oven to make toast instead of attempting to use the toaster oven.
- •A Kinder Chocolate Happy Hippo
- •Some Fig BarIt looked healthier in the vending machine than the M&Ms. Also, it PEARed nicely with my coffee/hot chocolate mixture that I was drinking.
- •Raisin Bran CrunchWho the fuck still eats Raisin Bran when Raisin Bran Crunch exists? Love yourselves, you deserve Raisin Bran Crunch.