BEST SUBJECT HEADINGS OF EMAILS I'D SENT IN THE PAST [UNEXPLAINED]

I promise you that these are 100% real
  1. WHEN BABE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF
    October 1, 2015
  2. HOW DARE SHE?
    May 15, 2016
  3. WASSAAAAAAAAAP
    August 13, 2012 | I was a high school freshman at this time [cringe]
  4. LIKE A SPRINKLE. JUST A LIL SPRINKLE.
    February 10, 2015
  5. I FORGOT MY PHONE IN THE CAR, PLS TEXT MOM
    May 26, 2016
  6. BAD NEWS
    November 21, 2013 | It was actually good news and I was just messing with them because I'm a lil twit
  7. MY 2015 GRAMMY AWARD WINNING MUSIC VIDEO
    January 20, 2015