It keeps stopping, slowly gaining speed, stopping again, suddenly going extremely fast, and, of course, stopping. The man announcing over the speakers sounds like a maniac. These are my thoughts.
  1. Next to a strange Asian lady that oddly looks like me and in an enclosed area that potentially has TB in the air.
    I never thought it would end like this
  2. I need to befriend someone on this thing before we die.
    I don't want to do this alone.
  3. Please, God. Please. SNL is on tonight. I've got places to be.
  4. OH THANK GOODNESS THEY SAY WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
    I'm alive!!