Things I DON'T Want to Hear Until January.

My first quarter at UC Davis is finally over 🙌🏼
  1. "It's quiet hours."
    NO.
  2. "Time to study."
    SHUT UP.
  3. "RA on call."
    YOU SON OF A GUN GTFO
  4. "Someone peed on the toilet seat again."
    [JUMPS OFF CLIFF]
  5. "Bike."
    YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH