Things I Would Steal From a Cruise Ship

  1. Their pillows
  2. Their extremely plush mattresses
  3. Their roomkeepers
  4. All their bottles of apple cider
  5. Their DJ
    only to hide him away from society because he was so bad and needs time to fine-tune his craft
  6. That slide
  7. Their pillows
  8. And probably their extremely plush mattresses