Things Mother Says

  1. Where shall I go...but to the Lord?
    when she's driving and she doesn't know where the hell she is going
  2. I only want to eat healthy.
    [gets a salad from McDonald's]
  3. He obviously likes you.
    said after she saw a guy pick up my water bottle
  4. What's in there? Blessings?
    seeing a giant truck in our parking lot
  5. SH. Someone will hear you.
    I was humming 'Yesterday' by the Beatles in church.
  6. Don't underestimate my skill.
    She correctly estimated our total cost of groceries at Costco.
  7. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
    After she hid what she thought was an out-of-state college acceptance letter for me.