1. I'm hungry.
  2. I'm tired.
  3. What's enthalpy again?
  4. Oh.
    [realizes there's an exam next week]
  5. Professor Runyon. More like Professor ONION.
    [erases 'BECOME RICH & WELL-RESPECTED COMEDIAN' off of Bucket List]
  6. Wasn't I supposed to drop out of this class?
  7. When I get home, I'm going to be so productive before I sleep.
    [puts 'BE RICH & WELL-RESPECTED COMEDIAN' back on Bucket List]
  8. God, I gotta pee.
  9. OH GOSH.
    Googled how unsanitary an average public restroom is
  10. You know what. I'm good.